Men Are Hard To PLEASE!!!
The problems with GUYS:
If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him.
If you DON’T, he says you are PROUD.
If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him.
If you DON’T, he says you are from the KAMPUNG.
If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN.
If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.
If you are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE.
If he’s SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.
If you don’t LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you.
If you LOVE him, he would try to LEAVE you. (very true huh?)
If you DON’T make love to him, he says you DON’T LOVE him.
If you do!! He says you are CHEAP.
If you tell him your PROBLEMS, he says you are TROUBLESOME.
If you DON’T, he says you do not TRUST him.
If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him.
If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.
If you BREAK your PROMISE, you CAN’T be TRUSTED.
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If you SMOKE, you are a BAD GIRL.
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If you do WELL in your exam, he says it is LUCK.
If he does well, its BRAINS.
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL.
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!
When you pass this to the guys, they would say that it is not true…
But is you do not pass to them, they would say you are selfish…
